I did a thing. Well technically @missamberlucia did it, and I love it. #shorthairdontcare
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with