The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.
Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell in ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’, 1953.
Belle ain’t taking any of your shit
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt